Talents every decade

I am a disappear

My neighbours are stealing my delusions

It makes a noise on Bluetooth

I never got it, what I wanted

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You got hundreds of ladies

hundreds of wasted opportunities

I got a sex gold star and accolades

Shagged good

My lovers made a choir

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Sang a song of my exploits

One of my old girlfriends wrote a poem

That’s how good it was

When I was presented my award

I put it on the trophy shelf

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Finally life was worthwhile

I was recognised and became famous 

Famous and political

I was invading from Saturn

Like a boss

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Saturn is kind of hot right now

So many moons and cool stuff

Trump writes good poetry like me

Dutton red button

I got a dream boat medallion now